Sunday, October 4, 2009

Home.... and Herman Cain

The Caffienated Conservatives are home... well, technically, we arrived home early this morning (we're talking like, first thirty minutes of the day), but we went to bed almost immediately, then it was up and to church in the morning.

Yesterday morning, we heard Herman Cain speak during the general session. For the majority of his time, he spoke on saving the savable in the Liberal movement. To close, he spoke of the bumblebee. By all scientific theories, the bumblebee should not be able to fly. you can input the measurements in a computer, and it will tell you that the bee cannot fly. It is an entirely un-aerodynamic, short, fat, fuzzy creature with ridiculously small wings. finally, he asked the delegation why the bumble bee can fly.

After a short pause, he said. "The bumblebee can fly, because it BELIEVES it can fly. I BELIEVE we will win in our fight. I BELIEVE we will fly." with tears forming in his eyes, he continued, "BELIEVE! BELIEVE that we will win! BELIEVE!" he raised his arms above his head, fists clenched. With a final cry of "BELIEVE!" Mr Cain strode off the stage, arms held high.

The auditorium erupted in cheers and applause, and a cry of "HERMAN CAIN FOR PRESIDENT!" came from the back of the room. after a full minute of full-throated accolade, the crowd quieted, inspired by Mr. Cain's words.

Thank you, Mr. Cain, for your work for our cause, and for inspiring the delegations attending the 2009 Americans for Prosperity Defending the American Dream Summit.

~The Caffeinated Conservatives

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